Cast of Characters: Episode 1

Dr. Fish- A fake Psychiatrist (male), about 30

Tree- A fake Secretary (female), 25

Max- A reluctant employee of 'Intelligence' (male), 45

Lemon- An Advertising Executive (male), 30

Extras:

Checkout Man- In the style of a Bank Manager, 50

Supermarket Guide- In the style of a MacDonalds employee (male), 16

Headwaiter- Lining a couple centuries in the past, (male), 70

A panto horse

Fancy dress pirates

Other members of the queue

Other checkout men, supermarket staff

A goldfish

Other guests at the restaurant

4-piece band playing jazz and light classical music

Episode 2:

Doctor Fish, Tree, and Max return

Dusty- A fake millionaire, American, 6' 4", 30

Boss- A midget spy, posing as an Investments expert, (40)

Six- An exasperated and flustered local Head of Intelligence,(50)

Six' Secretary- A Secretary, (female), (?)

0-8- A happy-go-lucky skiver, working, (?)

Supermarket Manager- A failed musician, who hates being a Supermarket Manager

His 4 Assistants- 4 Yes Men (although No. 3 can be a female)

His Accountant- Male, aged 40

Juggler An 'alternative' juggler, male, (30)

4 checkout Men- 1 only with speaking part. These are 4 men in suits (40-60)

33- A 5-6 year old boy who wears large framed glases, and is very well spoken

Other Customers- Including a Panto horse, and a man in a chicken outfit.